Here’s a story told by my fictitious Japanese friend “Kazu” 🙂
But wait…before I tell you the story, I’ve got to warn you that the content might be offensive to some readers, though I assure you that Kazu and I are completely innocent and both victims to Kazu’s horrible Japanese pronunciation. Now, I need your help in this story. I need you to correct Kazu’s mistakes that ruined his big night out. So read the story and leave your comments underneath. Tell me what and where the mistakes are. Only when and if you do, I’ll re-write the story without the mistakes. Please help Kazu understand how he messed up! “Like” or “Share” the story with your friends or anyone who might like it especially if they happen to be Japanese. Ok. Ready? Here it comes:
Kazu’s big night out
The other day I met whore women shitting in the pub holding a big cock in their hands. I was praying poo with my friend, so I walked to them and asked them
“can I shit with you on the table”?
They said
“We don’t think so, go shit somewhere else.”
I said
“I prefer shitting with whore beautiful women though.”
One of them tells me
“watch your mouse”
I say
“I don’t have a mouse”.
Suddenly, they start laughing. One of them asked me
“where are you from?”
I answer
“I’m from Japan, I’m here on a walking holiday bisa”
They laughed again, one of them asks
“so do you have walking experience?”
I said
“no actually, I never walked before”.
At this point, they just clacked up. They ask me
“aren’t you too old to start walking now?”
I say
“no I’m just 80 years old”
They laugh louder and louder. I didn’t understand why they were laughing, so I was berry angry, I said
“okay, I’m going back to my poo table then, it’s better than wasting time on whore stupid women like you!”
And then I continued praying poo with my friend.
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